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Portland, Oregon
97266

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Store Hours

  • Sunday  CLOSED
  • Monday  11am - 7pm
  • Tuesday  11am - 7pm
  • Wednesday  11am - 7pm
  • Thursday  11am - 7pm
  • Friday  11am - 7pm
  • Saturday  CLOSED

About Us

We strive to provide the best customer service and support while providing top shelf safe access at the lowest reimbursment possible. We are DELIVERY ONLY only.

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Alternative Happiness

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Category: Marijuana Delivery Services

21 Reviews
Overall 5.0
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  • Mendo Purple last round. its a little lighter on the purple but its such good medication that color doesnt even matter.
  • Another one of our buds this came from Blue Dream
  • Sugar Cane Haze (patient pic)
  • Blue Cheese and a lovely joint
  • afghan abusive
  • candy cane haze
  • G-13 (we dont have this in stock but its such great medication)
  • mendo purple close up view

About Us

we will be closed for thanksgivingwe WE WE AaOur Hours are:
Monday-Friday 11am-7pm      

Our Contact information is as follows:
Phone: (503) 805-8452
Email: patientservices@alternativehappiness.com

 

Our menu is always changing so that you never get tired of our selection. Each grower associated with our collective puts more than just the minimum time and energy into their cultivation, therefore we are able to provide you with the best possible medication at the lowest possible reimbursement. Our reimbursements vary depending on the cost to produce each plant, but it allows us to have something for everyone! Between all of our growers we have 40+ strains on rotation. Check out our website to see whats coming soon!

How delivery works: You must be a valid OMMP cardholder. You then decide what strain you like and how much you would like to reimburse then you call us. We have a $40 minimum donation and are happy to deliver to the Portland Metro area. We will not help people who are using medication for reasons other than that allowed by the OMMP.

Disclaimer: Reimbursement is subject to change based on the cost to produce meds. We DO NOT sell marijuana, cannabis, or medical marijuana. Please DO NOT ask to buy for both your protection and ours. Please make sure that you have both your ID and valid OMMP card in hand.
 

We are here for your advocation, we believe in legalization of medical marijuana and are here to fight for your needs and ours. If you know of any events we should attend please email us with information about the event and its location ect. If you have questions or if you are a noncardholder looking for someone to explain the process to you please call us we are glad to help! However, noncardholders may not get medication from our location.

We do DELIVERY ONLY.

 

Hybrid

Budget Bud (not hybrid)

$4g

Cinderella 99

$10g
$351/8
$601/4
$1101/2
$200oz

New York City diesel

$10g
$351/8
$601/4
$1101/2
$200oz

U-Dub

$8g
$301/8
$501/4
$1001/2

Webster

$10g
$351/8
$601/4
$1101/2
$200oz

Indica

Afgoo

$10g
$351/8
$601/4
$1101/2
$200oz

Blueberry

$10g
$351/8
$601/4
$1101/2
$200oz

Chemdog Kush

$10g
$351/8
$601/4
$1101/2
$200oz

OG Kush

$10g
$351/8
$601/4
$1101/2
$200oz

Purple Kush

$10g
$351/8
$601/4
$1101/2
$200oz

White Fire OG

$10g
$351/8
$601/4
$1101/2
$200oz

Sativa

Big Blue

$6g
$201/8
$401/4
$901/2
$160oz

Cherry cough

$8g
$251/8
$501/4
$1001/2
$180oz

Edibles

Hard Candy lg

$2ea

Hard Candy sm

$0.5ea

Sucker (different flavors)

$2.5ea

Merchandise

Bic Lighters various colors

$1.5ea

Bob Marley Bong

$149ea

Butane Fluid 5x

$3.49ea

Can-Kit

$10ea

CBD Infused Tincture 2oz

$50ea

heavy glass ashtray

$12ea

Hybrid Preroll

$3ea

Indica Preroll

$3ea

JOB Rolling Papers 1 1/4

$1ea

RSO/Pure cannabis extract

$50ea

Sativa Preroll

$3ea

Various Pipes & Bongs

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Alternative Happiness
5.0
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Reviewed by: Dabeerrldaize3 (1 reviews) on March 18 2013

No complaints..

Can't complain when theres too many choices to choose from and not enough time! The only thing good about running out of meds is being able to call for some more from these guys. Really professional; the kind of service I like to be associated with but you have to find out for yourself.

 
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Official Response 03.21.13

thank you! so happy to have such a wonderful review!

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Reviewed by: happpywash7 (1 reviews) on January 9 2013

Happy All Around

This is the first place that offered me purple meds that were actually purple in color! Always quality effective meds, and the caregivers' special strains i've gotten have really been a great value each time ive had them.

 
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Reviewed by: BigT27 (1 reviews) on December 31 2013

Awesome Service

Called to receive service went over a few different options about what my patient needed. She even remembered talking to my patient about her problems. Delivery came and she even threw in a sample of a strained we talked about for her to try. Great service will return as needed. Hoping tomorrow they are opened.

 
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Official Response 01.16.13

thank you for the kind review! we do the best we can to provide for our clients and comments like this keep us going!

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Reviewed by: bluedreamin (1 reviews) on November 8 2012

Awesome service

One of the better delivery guys i've used recently. Tried two of their hazes and was extremely happy with the quality they bring to the table.

 
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Official Response 11.12.12

Thanks for the awesome review! Were always workingon getting better and reviews like this remind us why!

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Reviewed by: Chuckles (1 reviews) on October 26 2012

Budget bud is pretty good

Works perfect for my joint and blunt smoking for this weekend! Good looking out on the prices and keeping the quality up instead of just offering shwaggy weed.

 
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Official Response 10.30.12

Thank you Chuckles were glad you were pleased. We strive to provide our clients with the best medication at the lowest reimbursments possible. We appreciate your review! If you mention your review with your next order we can throw you in a free joint!

Official Response 11.12.12

Thanks we try :) hope you continue to enjoy our product!

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Reviewed by: heather420 (1 reviews) on October 15 2012

You guys freaking rock

Awesome prices and awesome delivery! Always making my day that much better with the high level quality of cannabis.

 
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Reviewed by: longducbong (3 reviews) on October 3 2012

Good People Good Meds

I've dealt with them for most of 2012 and they deliver what they promise, they deliver it fast and at a decent price. Sometimes you have to leave a message because the phone line is busy, but that's cause they are popular and only have one person to answer the phones. She always calls me back, she's nice and she understands what she has to offer. I'd rather wait for one person to call who is nice & remembers everything, than half a dozen morons who answer straight away and don't know jack, or care, past wanting your $$-

 
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Official Response 10.03.12

Thank you for the wonderful review. I am proud that I provide good service, and Im proud that someone else thinks so. I hope that we continue to provide you with excelent service and product.

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Reviewed by: TheDucks (1 reviews) on September 13 2012

Great Delivery

I love the prices and the people but they need a bigger selection of Meds that would be my only complaint. Overall they are still a great delivery service to use and I would highly recommend them to my friends.

 
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Official Response 10.04.12

we are working on a bigger selection of medication. weve been working on it for a while but things are bout to hit the point where they start looking up! thank you for your patience.

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Reviewed by: tffin72 (1 reviews) on August 19 2012

Excellent Service !!!!

As a first timer I couldn't be happier with the service and meds. When I made my call they took so much time with me explaining their service and the different products. Delivery was discreet and on time. The driver was very patient, knowledgable, and helpful. I even got a call as they we not sure which house was mine rather than approaching the wrong home. Meds were very potent and reasonable rec. donation. Even got a follow up call! Great people! I will be using this service again.

 
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Reviewed by: Flipfor5stacks (1 reviews) on August 13 2012

Blue dream ultimate pick!

You can get quality meds delivered to your door from alternative happiness today and recieve great deals for first time patients which is cool! It was my first time so they threw in a free joint and some hash. I went with blue dream and it is really good quality, cant complain.. its good knowing Alternative happiness is there when I need it!

 
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Official Response 08.18.12

Thank you! Glad you were pleased!

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