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Got Stoner Problems?

Category: Fun | Posted on Thu, June, 20th 2013 by THCFinder

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“Bitch! You know what I want! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! ‘Cause it’s hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted”!

Smoking marijuana is fun and it can relieve stress but sometimes as stoners we come across some… Stoner Problems. What are these “stoner problems” you may ask,  here’s our list of problem’s that all of us stoners have dealt with.

1. Trying to smoke outside when it’s windy.

2. Having the munchies. Nothing in the fridge.

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3. Your only lighter runs out of fluid.

4. Jobs that drug test.

5. You start panicking because you had something to do in an hour and got carried away smoking… it’s only been 5 minutes.

6. Every destination is 10 times further than it is when you’re sober.

7. You set the fire alarm off in your work bathroom and have 2 minutes to make it stop before the entire building goes off… you’re stoned as fuck.

8. When somebody fucks up the rotation and you get skipped.

9. Your bank account hits single digits.

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10. Trying to save money by buying larger amounts of weed, realize you end up smoking more of it.

11. Scraping out your pieces for resin because you ran out of weed.

12. Restaurants that don’t deliver.

13. Spilling bong water on your couch/carpet/clothes.

14. Dealers that don’t sell dub sacks.

15. When someone slobbers all over the end of the blunt.

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16. Waiting an hour before an edible kicks in.

17. Every car is a cop car.

18. Roommates that don’t have any weed but insist on smoking your weed.

19. Your dealer gets arrested.

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20. Trying to pack a piece or roll a joint in a car at night using the ceiling lights inside… not suspicious at all.

21. Smoking people out who never return the favor.

22. Your girlfriend doesn’t know you smoke.

23. Red Eyes. No Clear Eyes.

24. Driving all the way to your favorite fast food joint and realizing their closed.

25. Your parents are always home.

26. Burping up smoke.

27. Not having air freshener, body spray, or any other way to hide the fact that you wreak of weed.

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28. How much weed it takes to make decent edibles.

29. Getting ash in your mouth.

30. Trying to smoke and drive at the same time.

31. The slide on the bong breaks, you’re too lazy to buy another one.

32. When your parents ask if you’ve been smoking weed.

33. Not knowing how to make any friends any other way than by asking them if they smoke weed.

34. When you’re talking to someone high and you can’t speak right.

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35. Forgetting someones name five seconds after meeting them.

Stoner Problems

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Source: StonerDays.com


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Agent Orange Cannabis

Category: Nugs | Posted on Thu, June, 20th 2013 by THCFinder

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Mexico considers making Cannabis legal

Category: Legalization | Posted on Thu, June, 20th 2013 by THCFinder
mexico-city-legal-cannabisMexico City is the latest to announce that they are now considering the legalization of marijuana.
 
According to HuffPost Latino Voices, the leftwing Party of the Democratic Revolution is currently preparing legislation that would make it legal to smoke pot in Mexico City. The legislation, which legislators are planning to introduce in September, would allow Mexico City residents to grow the plant at home, smoke it in designated clubs and carry up to 25 grams.
 
The bill's goal is to permit marijuana use for medical reasons, but also making it possible to legalize it for recreational use.“Most marijuana consumers aren’t addicts,” said Mexico City Deputy Vidal Llerenas Morales. “They aren’t criminals. They are functional people.”
 
While ex-President Vicente Fox would feel legalizing marijuana is a good idea since he believes it will help with the fight against drug cartels, current president. Enrique Peña Nieto, is not convinced that legalization is the way to go.
 
“I’m not in favor because it’s not just about legalizing marijuana,” said Nieto during an interview with CNN in December. “ It seems to me that this would open up the possibility that some sectors of the population could wind up consuming much more harmful things.”
 

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Hippi OG Trichomes

Category: Nugs | Posted on Wed, June, 19th 2013 by THCFinder

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New Hampshire is about to go live with their Medical Marijuana approval

Category: Medical Marijuana | Posted on Wed, June, 19th 2013 by THCFinder
newhampshire-medical-marijuana-program(Reuters) - New Hampshire is set to become the final state in New England to allow medical marijuana after negotiators from the Republican-controlled Senate and Democratic-controlled House agreed Tuesday on a bill backed by Governor Maggie Hassan.
 
The law would allow up to four marijuana dispensaries to open as soon as 2015. Patients with cancer, HIV, glaucoma and other diseases would be eligible to purchase the drug with state-issued identity cards from a physician or nurse practitioner certifying that they need it to soothe pain.
 
"Allowing doctors to provide relief to patients through the use of appropriately regulated and dispensed medical marijuana is the compassionate and right policy for the State of New Hampshire," Hassan, a Democrat, said in a statement.
 
The compromise "addresses the concerns that I have heard and expressed throughout this session, and provides the level of regulation needed for the use of medical marijuana," she added.
 
Both legislative bodies must vote on the compromise language in the coming weeks, though that is seen as a formality given Hassan's support.
 
A provision in a version of the bill passed by the New Hampshire House that would have allowed patients to cultivate their own marijuana was stripped from the compromise bill, said Matt Simon, a New Hampshire-based legislative analyst for the Marijuana Policy Project, which supported the bill.
 
The compromise bill also bars the use of medical marijuana for treatment of post-traumatic stress disorder, and limits most caregivers - who can get marijuana prescriptions filled on a patient's behalf - to treating five medical marijuana patients at any one time.
 
"It's very restrictive in limiting access to only four points of distribution," said Simon. "We may find that's not sufficient access, but it's at least a start"
 

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Pre-Packaged Joints

Category: Fun | Posted on Wed, June, 19th 2013 by THCFinder

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I would love to be able to run to the gas station or liquor store and pick up a pack of Joints anytime I needed a puff.


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