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Why Texting Your Dealer Sucks

Category: Culture | Posted on Sat, November, 2nd 2013 by THCFinder
Texting a drug dealer is always a pain. Some are hard to get a hold of and other times, you just have a hard time figuring out what to say. Whatever your problem is, talking to a dealer via text can be a seriously frustrating endeavor. This list is ten of the most annoying situations when texting someone who has marijuana that you want.
- "Hey I got your number from FRIEND A. I'm FRIEND B."
Texting someone you've never met before is weird in the first place. Texting someone who you've never met that you're trying to buy bud from is even worse. It's best to meet these people before you text them if possible. Have a mutual friend introduce you. Meeting up with dealers that you don't know well can be extremely annoying (I had some punk 18-year-old continuously call me for days after I bought bud from him... It got to the point where I almost changed my number!!!)
- "Do you have fishing tackle?"
Talking in code makes absolutely no sense. It's tough to understand what people are referring to sometimes. While it may be smart to talk in code if you're worried someone will get your phone and read it but it's easier to just put a passcode on the phone instead. Talking in code can wind up being too confusing to even want to deal with. If being straightforward makes you feel weird, just ask the dealer if they're free to get coffee and then just meet them where ever. Keep it simple if you're going to talk in code. Making things complicated not only gets confusing but annoying.
- "Hey what's up?"
The first text that gets sent to a dealer is the most frustrating one. I don't know if I'm the only one that does this but I spend at least five minutes with my fingers above my phone's keyboard, trying to think of the best way to tell my dealer I need weed. Of course, coming right out and saying it isn't the best idea. You have to go through the formality of saying hello first.
- "Hey what's 3.5?"
Trying to establish the amount of bud that you need can be a very tricky maneuver if you're trying to be inconspicuous. Eighths, quarters, half ounces, etc are pretty obvious terms. I suppose that using the numbers makes the most sense, unless you and your dealer have worked out another system of amounts.
- Drug dealers don't work on normal people time
This is a proven fact that dealers do not work in the same time zone as the rest of us. They never get anywhere on time and "I'll be there in fifteen minutes" means that they won't show up until tomorrow night. Dealer time is also never convenient for the buyer and the only time they ever seem to be free is when you're busy.
- Where is the line between "annoying" and "I want some damn weed!"?
Since dealers don't work on our time, they also don't really answer their phones when they're needed. So how many times do you text a dealer before you're deemed annoying? Who knows. Sometimes, repeat texting is the only way for a dealer to pay attention to you.


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Stoner Guide; Passing Your Piss Test

Category: Culture | Posted on Sat, November, 2nd 2013 by THCFinder

Smokers these days are not the typical closet stoner. The stoners of today are proud and have no problem discussing their cannabis use to anyone who will join the conversation. There is still one issue with being obvious. Jobs. Even though more and more people accept cannabis in to their lives, employers are still screwing stoners over like no other by drug testing for THC prior to employment.


First of all, if there’s no trace of any harder drug, there should be no issue. THC does not impair job performance if you’re working at Sears or Walmart or Target (All of which test for drugs upon employment). Seriously, how hard is it to sell electronics to eager consumers? Not that difficult. It is extremely difficult to fool these tests too. Now, they test for dilution of the sample so no more mixing in water, as well as tests that show how much water you’ve been drinking in efforts to cleanse your system. How is a stoner supposed to get a job if everyone deems THC as a job stopping hazard?


Here’s what you need to know if you get stuck in a position where you’re required to pee in a cup in order to make some money (This system is so flawed). Every method will fail except the synthetic urine. The drinks will not work. They are a money making scheme that preys on the hopes of passing their drug test. There is one way to successfully scam the doctors testing the sample and that’s to use synthetic urine or some from someone else who doesn’t smoke.


Synthetic urine can be purchased online or at smoke shops. It can be in liquid or powdered form. Since most clinic use blue toilet water, get the liquid form if you don’t feel like mixing the powder. These products come with a temp gauge as well, so be sure that you warm it up to the correct body temp of 92-100 degrees. Be aware that the liquid synthetic urine does not bubble when poured, nor does it smell like urine. Depending on how thorough the lab is, they may reject the sample if it doesn’t look enough like urine. The powdered synthetic pee has both bubbles and a smell, so there will be no suspicion there.


Someday, this problem will be of no concern to stoners and we’ll be able to apply for all sorts of jobs and not be limited because marijuana helps us. It’s pretty unfair that a lot of jobs are so adamant about drug testing. If the person has a good work history, what does it matter what they’re doing in their spare time? It shouldn’t be an issue. But if you do get caught in a situation where you’re going to get tested, remember that the synthetic urine is the only way to go.

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