Stoner Guide; Passing Your Piss Test
Smokers these days are not the typical closet stoner. The stoners of today are proud and have no problem discussing their cannabis use to anyone who will join the conversation. There is still one issue with being obvious. Jobs. Even though more and more people accept cannabis in to their lives, employers are still screwing stoners over like no other by drug testing for THC prior to employment.
First of all, if there’s no trace of any harder drug, there should be no issue. THC does not impair job performance if you’re working at Sears or Walmart or Target (All of which test for drugs upon employment). Seriously, how hard is it to sell electronics to eager consumers? Not that difficult. It is extremely difficult to fool these tests too. Now, they test for dilution of the sample so no more mixing in water, as well as tests that show how much water you’ve been drinking in efforts to cleanse your system. How is a stoner supposed to get a job if everyone deems THC as a job stopping hazard?
Here’s what you need to know if you get stuck in a position where you’re required to pee in a cup in order to make some money (This system is so flawed). Every method will fail except the synthetic urine. The drinks will not work. They are a money making scheme that preys on the hopes of passing their drug test. There is one way to successfully scam the doctors testing the sample and that’s to use synthetic urine or some from someone else who doesn’t smoke.
Synthetic urine can be purchased online or at smoke shops. It can be in liquid or powdered form. Since most clinic use blue toilet water, get the liquid form if you don’t feel like mixing the powder. These products come with a temp gauge as well, so be sure that you warm it up to the correct body temp of 92-100 degrees. Be aware that the liquid synthetic urine does not bubble when poured, nor does it smell like urine. Depending on how thorough the lab is, they may reject the sample if it doesn’t look enough like urine. The powdered synthetic pee has both bubbles and a smell, so there will be no suspicion there.
Someday, this problem will be of no concern to stoners and we’ll be able to apply for all sorts of jobs and not be limited because marijuana helps us. It’s pretty unfair that a lot of jobs are so adamant about drug testing. If the person has a good work history, what does it matter what they’re doing in their spare time? It shouldn’t be an issue. But if you do get caught in a situation where you’re going to get tested, remember that the synthetic urine is the only way to go.
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