Marijuana And Aggression
Stoner Guide; Passing Your Piss Test
Smokers these days are not the typical closet stoner. The stoners of today are proud and have no problem discussing their cannabis use to anyone who will join the conversation. There is still one issue with being obvious. Jobs. Even though more and more people accept cannabis in to their lives, employers are still screwing stoners over like no other by drug testing for THC prior to employment.
First of all, if there’s no trace of any harder drug, there should be no issue. THC does not impair job performance if you’re working at Sears or Walmart or Target (All of which test for drugs upon employment). Seriously, how hard is it to sell electronics to eager consumers? Not that difficult. It is extremely difficult to fool these tests too. Now, they test for dilution of the sample so no more mixing in water, as well as tests that show how much water you’ve been drinking in efforts to cleanse your system. How is a stoner supposed to get a job if everyone deems THC as a job stopping hazard?
Here’s what you need to know if you get stuck in a position where you’re required to pee in a cup in order to make some money (This system is so flawed). Every method will fail except the synthetic urine. The drinks will not work. They are a money making scheme that preys on the hopes of passing their drug test. There is one way to successfully scam the doctors testing the sample and that’s to use synthetic urine or some from someone else who doesn’t smoke.
Synthetic urine can be purchased online or at smoke shops. It can be in liquid or powdered form. Since most clinic use blue toilet water, get the liquid form if you don’t feel like mixing the powder. These products come with a temp gauge as well, so be sure that you warm it up to the correct body temp of 92-100 degrees. Be aware that the liquid synthetic urine does not bubble when poured, nor does it smell like urine. Depending on how thorough the lab is, they may reject the sample if it doesn’t look enough like urine. The powdered synthetic pee has both bubbles and a smell, so there will be no suspicion there.
Someday, this problem will be of no concern to stoners and we’ll be able to apply for all sorts of jobs and not be limited because marijuana helps us. It’s pretty unfair that a lot of jobs are so adamant about drug testing. If the person has a good work history, what does it matter what they’re doing in their spare time? It shouldn’t be an issue. But if you do get caught in a situation where you’re going to get tested, remember that the synthetic urine is the only way to go.
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Talking to your parents about pot is a tough thing for most people, especially when the situation involves a parent that is a cop or a military member.
Not everyone is open to the idea of legalization and parents especially seem to have a hard time letting their kids make the choice to smoke. The easiest way to talk to your parents is just to be honest and tell them the truth.
When a parent first finds out that their child is smoking the reefer, I would assume that the first thing they feel is disappointment. They think that they’ve failed raising you and that you’re now going to turn in to a drug addict and begin begging for money on street corners because they still think that marijuana is a gateway drug. You have to realize that them getting angry is more so at themselves and not at you. They think they’ve failed. In fact, you’ve now been enlightened to a better, more creative life.
So after the initial shock of you telling your parents that you smoke, they’ll begin to try to deter you from the plant. “Well what about school and your job and your FUTURE?” All you need to say is that there is definitely marijuana in your future. When the plant becomes a common, every day thing, there will be many new jobs available and lots of money to be made in the business. Even then, if marijuana is decriminalized there will be no prejudice against it. Therefore, any job that tests for THC won’t anymore because let’s face it, everyone will be smoking when the law changes!
After explaining this to them, they might just drop it. Or they might continue to pester you. My parents are both police officers so you can imagine the weird talk I had with them when I started writing about marijuana last summer. They really weren’t happy to hear that one of their children was going to be a “criminal” and support “illegal things”. My mother thinks that I’ll go to jail any day now just for writing about the plant, not even smoking, selling, or growing. They hate marijuana that much.
Talking to your parents, while sometimes awkward and angry, is definitely better than lying to them about it or just not telling them at all. Honesty is the best policy and if you still live in an illegal state, it’s probably better to talk to your parents about it now rather than you get arrested ad have them find out when the cops give you your one measly phone call. Who knows, you might end up with awesome parents that want to smoke with you!
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