Best Cartoons To Watch While Stoned
Cartoons are always a safe bet when you’re smoking with friends or alone. How to choose which ones can be a difficult task though. With the numerous selections on Netflix, how exactly is one supposed to be able to choose something? Not to mention the hundreds of cartoons that are out these days. Here’s a few cartoons that my Instagram followers said that they enjoy with a full bowl.
Family Guy is a staple in the stoner community. It’s got cut aways which are great for our super short attention span, the sarcastic humor and obnoxious attitudes make Peter and his family an enjoyable comedy. The Griffin family gets in to far too many odd situations for real life but how funny is it to watch Peter fall over or Stewy trying to clone himself?
There isn’t anything much better than weed, cartoons, and food… Especially burgers… Bob’s Burgers! This cartoon borders the lines of super awkward and hilarious. Tina weirds me out a little bit with her extremely awkward butt touching and slow dancing with the rival restaurant owner’s son. But Jean is definitely my favorite, especially with his triangle dance. I definitely recommend you follow the adventures of Bob and his family as they go about their daily burger duties like trying to pay their rent to Mr. Fishoder, their landlord.
There aren’t many new cartoons that come out that people seem to like but when Adventure Time hit the television, it’s been a sensation. I watch this show constantly. The only thing I actually hate about it is that the length is far too short. I definitely want more then just eleven minutes with Finn and Jake as they battle the remains of a post-apocalyptic world that’s full of characters that are made out of doughnuts, candy, and cats with phantom limbs that know ALMOST everything.
If you smoke pot and don’t watch South Park, I’m not quite sure what direction you’re going in! South Park is one of my all time favorite shows. It’s hilarious, sarcastic, and rude… All three combined makes an awesome show full of stabs at mainstream media and the like. Why bother watching the news when you can watch South Park and see what’s happening in the world in a much more lighthearted way. You know, since the news seems to be all about the sad stuff. We could at least get a little bit of a laugh with our bad news.
Of course there are the others like American Dad and the Cleveland Show and Robot Chicken. Like I said before, there are so many cartoons out there that it’s kind of hard to choose. My personal favorite would have to be Adventure Time. It’s cute, funny, and trippy all at the same time. The other shows are great as well. Maybe it’s time to get stoned and watch an episode of each!
Sneak-A-Tokes for Stoners
Stoners everywhere are always looking for a way to discreetly get high in public. Let’s face it, dealing with people is always easier when you’re baked. These days, companies get that not everyone can smoke openly and the paraphernalia for subtle smoking devices has exploded. I’ve found five of the coolest stoner sneak a tokes for your enjoyment, including where to get them if you feel like James Bonding your next smoke sesh!
1. ThePuFFiT Vape
This discreet little device is shaped like one of the most commonly used medical devices around; an inhaler! It’s small, compact, and user friendly. Girls can put in it their purse and guys can fit it in their pocket! The PuFFiT vape heats up quickly and is easy to load so don’t worry about having to complete a process to get stoned with this thing while on the go! You can purchase them at www.gotvape.com
Talk about awesome! This disposable pipe comes in the form of a thin sheet of metal with a couple of holes. When folded in a certain way, the metal turns in to a small pipe that can be discarded. These are perfect for people who really love to travel because you can fit them in your wallet along with your credit cards and only fold them up when needed. The Fold-A-Bowl is available at everyonedoesit.com
3. Lipstick Pipe
Ladies, this piece is the perfect addition to your purse! The lipstick pipe is an adorable way to smoke on the go and in a discreet way! Pretending to apply lipstick while being able to smoke a bowl is a great idea. I strongly recommend that you pick one of these up. Guys, this makes a great presents for a lady friend! If you order the lipstick pipe from thetobaccoshop.com, you’ll even get a free pack of screens, which is something I would definitely recommend getting with a pipe this small!
4. The Traditional Cigarette One Hitter
These things have been around for as long as I can remember! They’re super stealthy and easy to transport, plus they’re cheap so if it comes to you having to ditch it, you can always get a new one soon after. They also make really nice carrying cases for them that allow you to also carry ground up bud in the same container as the one hitter. These pieces are available pretty much everywhere, as they are probably the most popular stealthy one hitter available.
5. Secret Smoker Bracelet
I strongly believe in supporting local artists as they come up with new ideas for dope little stoner trinkets and Alice Moon Design definitely has one! Introducing the secret stoner bracelet, a bracelet that you not only can have custom made in colors of your choice but also doubles as an on the go sneaky smoking device! These bracelets are priced at $35 and can be ordered on Alice Moon’s Etsy at www.etsy.com/shop/thealicemoon
Stealthy smoking, while not always necessary, is definitely a courtesy to those around you in public who may not want to be around marijuana being openly smoked. Pieces like this just make it easier for us to stay blazed while doing errands, at work, and every other aspect of life that is enhanced by being stoned (aka everything ).
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