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Got Stoner Problems?

Category: Fun | Posted on Thu, June, 20th 2013 by THCFinder

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“Bitch! You know what I want! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! ‘Cause it’s hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted”!

Smoking marijuana is fun and it can relieve stress but sometimes as stoners we come across some… Stoner Problems. What are these “stoner problems” you may ask,  here’s our list of problem’s that all of us stoners have dealt with.

1. Trying to smoke outside when it’s windy.

2. Having the munchies. Nothing in the fridge.

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3. Your only lighter runs out of fluid.

4. Jobs that drug test.

5. You start panicking because you had something to do in an hour and got carried away smoking… it’s only been 5 minutes.

6. Every destination is 10 times further than it is when you’re sober.

7. You set the fire alarm off in your work bathroom and have 2 minutes to make it stop before the entire building goes off… you’re stoned as fuck.

8. When somebody fucks up the rotation and you get skipped.

9. Your bank account hits single digits.

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10. Trying to save money by buying larger amounts of weed, realize you end up smoking more of it.

11. Scraping out your pieces for resin because you ran out of weed.

12. Restaurants that don’t deliver.

13. Spilling bong water on your couch/carpet/clothes.

14. Dealers that don’t sell dub sacks.

15. When someone slobbers all over the end of the blunt.

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16. Waiting an hour before an edible kicks in.

17. Every car is a cop car.

18. Roommates that don’t have any weed but insist on smoking your weed.

19. Your dealer gets arrested.

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20. Trying to pack a piece or roll a joint in a car at night using the ceiling lights inside… not suspicious at all.

21. Smoking people out who never return the favor.

22. Your girlfriend doesn’t know you smoke.

23. Red Eyes. No Clear Eyes.

24. Driving all the way to your favorite fast food joint and realizing their closed.

25. Your parents are always home.

26. Burping up smoke.

27. Not having air freshener, body spray, or any other way to hide the fact that you wreak of weed.

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28. How much weed it takes to make decent edibles.

29. Getting ash in your mouth.

30. Trying to smoke and drive at the same time.

31. The slide on the bong breaks, you’re too lazy to buy another one.

32. When your parents ask if you’ve been smoking weed.

33. Not knowing how to make any friends any other way than by asking them if they smoke weed.

34. When you’re talking to someone high and you can’t speak right.

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35. Forgetting someones name five seconds after meeting them.

Stoner Problems

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Source: StonerDays.com


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Diablo OG Strain Card

Category: Fun | Posted on Thu, June, 20th 2013 by THCFinder

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When is the best time to toke up and get Medicated Stoners?

Category: Fun | Posted on Thu, June, 20th 2013 by THCFinder

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When to just Toke, or when to get down and really smoke?

Time is a precious commodity that cannot be bought, sold, won, or stolen. So what will be the choice you make while figuring out the balance between having an overly productive, peaceful easy feeling or being fully baked to oblivion.

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From the second that you wake up you’re forced to make decisions on every little detail, so you want to make sure that the choices you make are going to be beneficial to your day.

Mary Jane is calling and you know that you’re going to answer that call,

how much time you plan to spend with her is the question. You’re contemplating Times to Toke or Not Maybe Just a Puff.

 

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If you’re the type that likes to float peacefully down the river looking up at cloud nine constantly high during the day, you might want to consider only taking a puff or to constantly in short increments of time rather than

getting completely baked every time you visit THC Island.

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The mission that you would like to embark on is one that allows you to sift through all the boring and meaningless facts of life high and floaty, and experiencing something that we like to call Easy Like a Sunday Morn.

A few pick me ups throughout the day is what a stoner need.

To taste the clean taste and smoke from that bubbler, and let something else help you steer the rains for a while.

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Either way you choose to slice it, getting high is the higher state of mind that you’ve been looking for.

Contemplate your day and map out your Mary Jane strategy before the THC gets too heavy for you to contemplate anything.

Or maybe you’re going to take the road less traveled today and just take a light puff or two to keep you going. It’s the difference between partaking in that expensive glass of Merlot, or choosing to drink a gallon of cheap wine instead.

Toke it up and Puff it up stoners, there’s a whole world out there for us to influence!!

Source: Stonerdays.com


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Vote for your Favorite Strain!

Category: Fun | Posted on Wed, June, 19th 2013 by THCFinder

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Vote for your favorite starin HERE: http://www.thcfinder.com/weedwars/

 


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Pre-Packaged Joints

Category: Fun | Posted on Wed, June, 19th 2013 by THCFinder

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I would love to be able to run to the gas station or liquor store and pick up a pack of Joints anytime I needed a puff.


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Spidey loves Maryjane

Category: Fun | Posted on Tue, June, 18th 2013 by THCFinder

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