Save your Green
Stoners Guide to Saving Green
A penny saved is a penny earned. -Benjamin Franklin
Today in this money eating economy it is vitally important that we learn how to save a buck or two, whether it’s saving at your local medical marijuana dispensary or conserving your weed. Stonerdays wants to let you in on the quick tips of saving, so we came up with The Stoners Guide to Saving Green.
Buy in Bulk Baby!
Buying your marijuana in bulk is a great way to save money. I know those dub sacks are convenient at times, especially when you’re low on cash, but in the long haul you’ll just be back for another sack tomorrow. So why not use this helpful Stonerdays chart showing you how the cost per gram lowers as you buy in bulk.
Grow Your Own!
Growing your own marijuana plants will save you a ton of green . Yes, you will have to pay for the care of the plants and it will take some time but in the long run if you stick with it you will be rewarded with golden green buds. Saving you a trip to the medical marijuana dispensary and no dealing with dealers bullshit.
Save the Roaches!
“Save the Roaches!” Instead of saving those whales, why not start with your roaches. Think of the countless roaches that you’ve wasted once the blunts were to small to hold… there’s still some greens in that roach I bet. Be smart when smoking your bleezies and hang on to that smelly roach, it just might pay off later.
Why not smoke out with your friends or let them smoke you out. We all have friends and that’s the beauty of not being stingy with your weed. At times you won’t have any weed and by sharing when you do, your friends won’t forget about you. Bongs are an easy way to save weed, just a snapper can be enough at times. Check the price chart above for prices and you can all pitch in.
One Hit Wonder!
Use a sneak a toke to smoke your sweet Mary Jane out of. A one hitter is piece that you pack with only a single hit of marijuana. The beauty is you can smoke it pretty much anywhere and save a ton of weed. Hang on to that toke and make the most of it. Sometimes all you need is a little pick me up to get yourself going.
Hold it In!
Take a hit from a pipe, bong, bubbler, or whatever kind of piece your prefer. As you inhale hold it in for as long as you can, this will get you the most out of each hit you take and you won’t have to smoke as much.
Vaporizers are becoming more and more popular with the stoner community and are a very effective way of saving on your cash flow. Vaps are more efficient at burning the marijuana when the temperature is set to the right degree, it will burn up to 100% of the weed. Now that’s a big plus! Also why not be kind to mother nature? They are safer for the environment and cleaner on your lungs.
Dabbing has changed the face of marijuana smoking. Dabbing is cheaper by weight for the amount of THC it contains. You will also get stoned as fuck and may shit yourself, smoke with caution.
Got Cannabis in your Couch?
Every Pot Head has to go through that moment that for whatever reason you realize that you’re down to your last pinch of weed and you’re looking for more.
These are times when you wished you had put a secret stash away for that rainy day. When you’re stuck on a day that threatens to only bring with it pinners, have you ever stopped to think How Much Weed is in Your Couch?
StonerDays has and we’re willing to bet that it’s a hell of a lot
This is an issue that really has nothing at all to do with money, but more or less how you prepare your marijuana before smoking it.
Messy rollers are guaranteed to loose grams everyday,
falling into the cracks of your kitchen tiles and under your bed pillows and such…. yea you have to get that together.
Tons of stoners that buy from private dealers like to roll their blunts inside of their Mary plastic bags in a way that no crumbs fall to the ground at all and you’re
left with a 40 sac that isn’t much lighter than it should be at the end of the day.
Another trick that could help you stay out of the line of pinners is rolling up your doobs and blunts on clean smooth surfaces, something like a magazine or clean coffee table. Also using a credit card or photo id to help roll them up perfectly gives you control over where the
Mary falls and makes sure you don’t loose buds sticking to your fingers either.
Every bit of THC counts so tricks of the trade like these need to be filed under the “important” section of your noggin.
If we all took the time to actually investigate our houses and find all the broken pieces of nugs hiding in our cabinets, under our bed sheets, under the floorboard and in the bathrooms, there would probably be a few pounds to spare.
Chronic smokers of trees like to smoke it a lot, dedicated to being high every minute of the day, only slightly coming down
to help accommodate the needs of yourselves and others, but don’t get it twisted you’re always soaring above the clouds. Never forgetting to rip the bong like you’re it’s daddy but always forgetting to seriously consider…. How Much Weed is in Your Couch?
Best Stoner Places
Getting trippy has the potential to go way beyond the realms of just smoking a blunt and watching a few vintage cartoons.
After all, this is your dream why not dream bigger?! Sometimes you can get to a point where a vacation will all of a sudden sneak out of no where and shove it’s way to the top of the “emergency” to-do- list. We’ve all been there and it isn’t necessarily a bad place to be if you’ve been saving for a rainy day, so save up stoners!
These Best Stoner Places are much more than that but also purely majestic.
Things don’t need to make sense to be beautiful; That’s part of the allure of not knowing, seductive even. Aurora Borealis is one of these serene majestic wonders of the world that should be being discussed by stoners AKA the great thinkers of today.
Come on guys, what’s the deal with this inter-dimensional portal hovering in the sky that no one talks about?! It’s even multi-colored and floating, how much more obvious does the universe have to be?!
Aurora Borealis can be found stretched across many of the up-most Northern Countries. It’s most visible in Norway and Alaska where there are even commercial tours that take you close to the action for a fee as low as $130.00, BAZZINGGA!
Getting high here might just send you to an astral plane surrounded by beings with un-tapped, unlimited, pure potential that want to be part of your session…. try it.
The Bermuda Triangle is in a category all it’s own for the simple fact that it’s been around literally for eons an no one knows what the fuck it is! Not too long ago oceanographers found what looks to be the tip of a blue glowing pyramid sticking out of the ocean floor.
Well maybe a giant glowing pyramid under the ocean would be responsible for making people disappear.
As crazy as it sounds it actually makes sense… and you know it. The correct definition of what this is called is a Disambiguation or aura. The dictionary definition is a natural light show.
If that isn’t vague and un-informative we don’t know what is.
Now that your mind is racing a million miles a mili-second and craving that 5th blunt go ahead and roll that bad gal up. With all of the wonders in this world getting high seems to be the only thing that makes any sense, so go for it guys!
Take a trip to find out what your mind has been telling you all along.
Thanks or reading and stay stoned, couch-lock generation unite!
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