Alternative Happiness

About Us

we will be closed for thanksgivingwe WE WE AaOur Hours are:
Monday-Saturday 11am-7pm      

Our Contact information is as follows:
Phone:(503) 805-8452
Store Location: 10340 Ne Weidler, Portland, OR 97220
Email: patientservices@alternativehappiness.com
 

Our menu is always changing so that you never get tired of our selection. Each grower associated with our collective puts more than just the minimum time and energy into their cultivation, therefore we are able to provide you with the best possible medication at the lowest possible reimbursement. Our reimbursements vary depending on the cost to produce each plant, but it allows us to have something for everyone! Between all of our growers we have 40+ strains on rotation. Check out our website to at www.alternativefarmacy.com

How delivery works: You must be a valid OMMP cardholder. You then decide what strain you like and how much you would like to reimburse then you call us. We have a $40 minimum donation and are happy to deliver to the Portland Metro area. We will not help people who are using medication for reasons other than that allowed by the OMMP.

Disclaimer: Reimbursement is subject to change based on the cost to produce meds. We DO NOT sell marijuana, cannabis, or medical marijuana. Please DO NOT ask to buy for both your protection and ours. Please make sure that you have both your ID and valid OMMP card in hand.
 

We are here for your advocation, we believe in legalization of medical marijuana and are here to fight for your needs and ours. If you know of any events we should attend please email us with information about the event and its location ect. If you have questions or if you are a noncardholder looking for someone to explain the process to you please call us we are glad to help! However, noncardholders may not get medication from our location.