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The Green Monkey Collective

Category: Marijuana Dispensaries

38 Reviews
Overall 4.8

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The Green Monkey Collective
4.8
Out of 38 reviews
Med Quality(4.8)
Location(4.6)
Budtenders(4.9)
Knowledge(5)
Price(4.9)

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GarthTokesIT (1 reviews, Karma: 1) on July 8 2014

Great Service ALL AROUND!!

I love going to this medical dispensary ! ALWAYS!!! Awesome meds from their indicia's to their sativa's! but the experience I enjoy the most, is the WONDERFUL knowledge of the staff! I always enjoy catching up with the gentlemen that runs the facility! great conversation! THIS IS by FAR my favorite medical dispensary ive been to. from the few in Seattle to the ones here. the STAFF are what make it for me! that and AMAZING!@!@! MEDS! Keep up the hard work guys!! ill see you as soon as I can make a donation :D

 
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SuperSmoker (3 reviews, Karma: 3) on June 22 2014

Words can't describe

I'll be honest with you, at first glance I was skeptical but after meeting the Budtender this place will forever be my first pick. The Bud is hands down some of the best I've ever smoked, the budtender knows their medicine very well and will always get you exactly what you need. Every time I show up I feel welcome and have never once been disappointed with the service. I even once bought bud that wasn't giving me the effect I wanted and they replaced it. If you live in Moxee, Yakima or are visiting definitely give this place a go!

 
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AMan111 (3 reviews, Karma: 3) on June 2 2014

Hand's Down #1 Collective

Owner is a very down to earth individual, friendly and professional. Knowledgeable and very willing to cater to your needs, if he doesn't have what you want, he'll get it for you (heads up, he carries a few extra strains unlisted so if you don't see what you want in the menu, head over and he might even have it in stock)
Stock is extensive and all top shelf quality! Best part is owner is not stingy, and will hook you up.
Would definitely recommend to anyone who hasn't gone yet so they can go experience their new dispensary of choice. As I have, after visiting all the other ones.

 
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hazel (6 reviews, Karma: 27) on May 14 2014

"Dab Den"?? Not Hardly ....

Recently, the Green Monkey was referred to as a "Dab Den" by a obviously disgruntled patient. Do NOT let the opinion of one tarnish the reputation of a reliable dispensary.
These people carry 11 different strains, and some that you don't hear about until your appointment, this almost guarantees that "somebody" should find "something" that pertains to them.
One of the "golden rules" of ANY dispensary any medication strain that you get does not help you, they will gladly exchange it for another.
It was not hard to miss the fact that the "unhappy patient" kept their medication regardless of how they felt.
As a marijuana patient, I would much rather purchase my meds "dry", because this is what I need to use in my vaporizer. Medicine that is wet, or "spongy", does not burn, and might have less THC since it was not cured completely.
It is obvious to me that the "disgruntled patient" knows nothing about dabbing. I suggest those unfamiliar with dabbing, take a moment and learn about it. Dabbing is one of the most efficient ways to medicate, it requires less medication in order to get not only the same effect, it last twice as long.
I give all the credit and I want to thank the people at the Green Monkey repeatedly for educating me on the art of "dabs". Before I began using concentrates, I was using only flower and still taking quite a bit of pain pills.
Dabbing has helped me become less of a slave to my pills. A year ago I was taking 240 strong pain pills in a month, now I only consume 90 - 100 pills each month, and I have gotten myself as far down as 75 pills each month, and I have less pain now BECAUSE of the dabbing.
So to think of this place as a "Dab Den", not hardly. For me, dabbing was my salvation away from so many pills.
Thank you again to the Monkey family!!! You helped saved my life!


 
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will0wsrevenge (1 reviews) on May 12 2014

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Really disappointed, buds dried out to dust, bad taste, dude what happened? 7 months ago you guys were #1 on my list. Maybe if you guys focused on buds and not dabs (cannabis crack) looking for new place. Pull it together for patients like myself, who just want quality flower. I know you guys can do better. Your stuff used to be top notch.
As for the comments, that I kept the bud, I actually gave it to a desperate friend and figured I would be more careful next time and examine the medicines that I purchased. I only posted this so others can be aware. As far as the dabbing goes, well it is not for me and I look forward to enjoying a nice flower to make my medibles as I am too sick to smoke.

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Seriously?

They have over eleven different types of strains, some that aren't even on the menu, so that there is quite the variety .
One could only be baffled as to "why" you went through with your transaction if the quality was as you say.

Really? Glad it is working for you, I have been using cannabis 25 + years so no I do not ever want dried out buds.
These guys have always been good to me although I haven't needed to see them for quite sometime. I always liked going here, felt good about my meds but I also like flower, I do however understand that there is a ton of money to be made from concentrates and have had similar experiences in seattle.
I couldn't agree with you more.

I've ALWAYS gotten better looking flower at the Green Monkey, whether it was dry, compressed or somewhere in between, it still looks all around better than the others..



 
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Official Response 05.13.14

We're sorry you were not happy with your meds. We always let you pick straight from the jars on the shelf. So, you have multiple options that you could pick from. Let us remind you and everyone else, WE OFFER EXCHANGE ON ALL MEDS. If you are not happy, stop smoking, come in, and we will exchange it. All our loyal patients know that. Also, we'd like to point out this is a business along with a source to actually help patients. Dabbing is a very popular way to medicate at this time, therefore, we carry multiple types. We have to make money to support a family as well as put money into this to make our business grow. Have a good day and best of luck.

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hazel (6 reviews, Karma: 27) on May 7 2014

Where Patients Needs Always Come 1st!

It's been almost a year since I became a medical patient and although I've visited a couple other dispensaries over this year, the Green Monkey I consider "my home".
From the moment I arrived on their doorstep until I left with my meds, they made me feel at ease and treated me like family. They show equal respect for ALL of their patients, and after visiting them you'll feel their love as they always put out that little "extra effort" during your visit. They truly know what it take to makes us all feel a little special.
Mr. & Mrs. Monkey are very in tuned to their patients needs, and would always noticed if I had trouble making up my mind.
Patiently they always take the time to explain which strain would work for my conditions, saving me the hassle of asking.
This winter my health deteriorated more and often times I could not drive very much and I became concerned about how I would get my meds.
Of course, I quickly discovered that I had nothing to fear as the wonderful Mrs. Monkey went out of her way to make sure that I did not go without my meds during those incidents when I couldn't get out and get them myself.
No one can go wrong hooking up with these people and it can only be to your benefit if you do. You'll not be given the same treatment any where else in town. The meds on their shelves are always at the top of their freshness as they are constantly re-stocking. Even if they have a few strains that are the same at another dispensary,
I assure you the strains at this establishment will be fresher, neatly trimmed, and look and smoke better all the way around.
Hat's off to their edibles too! They taste as good as any other bakery in town, and have no medication taste. Nothing but the pure flavor of that items is all that is tasted and still effective.
I hope those that read this will take my advice and see if what I say is true. You will not regret it!

 
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SmokinGranny (2 reviews, Karma: 17) on January 30 2014

First Time Customer

Delighted after my first trip to the nice folks at Green Monkey. Seriously, very nice folks and quality meds without breaking the bank. Thank you very very much for the extra goodies! I came right home and tried the "Tahoe" Sativa strain for my neurological pain/neuropathy. Purrrrrfect!!
GO SEAHAWKS!

 
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Official Response 02.05.14

We're so glad that enjoyed your visit and your meds. We hope to see you again very soon. (:

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Eric Mc Cullough (2 reviews, Karma: 32) on January 27 2014

These guys are the best in Yakima.

I am writing this review because of how much they have helped me out so far. I have a lot of respect for people who help me and they do it. The only people in town that actually helped me get the oil I needed so with that you guys brought tears to my eyes when you helped me out. i couldn't of asked for a better person to run this type of business they truly care.

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Obviously my brain damage is worse than I had thought horrible typos and grammar sucks being sick.
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You're so kind. Thank you for the positive feedback. And you can get away with the errors! lol
I wanna join up and be the delivery guy seriously want to be part of a collective. Only profit I want is meds since Im so damn broke. LOL seriously.
Or let me do the weekends for ya!! think it over please!
 
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muhliddleguyz23 (2 reviews, Karma: 5) on December 26 2013

GREAT MEDS AWESOME PRICE!!!!!

I love these guys! They never disappoint! Best dispensary around by far!

 
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Charlie98902 (11 reviews, Karma: 51) on November 29 2013

A Sativa did this?

Golden Pineapple, wow is all I can say. Never thought a Sativa would help the extreme back pain. Great Black Friday deals today too, Come get some funky monkey love!

Charlie

 
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Yakima , Washington 98902

All Medibles: buy 4, get one free!
EXPIRES 08/15/2013
Patients always leave with a little something extra. {:
EXPIRES 12/31/2015


  • Sunday  CLOSED
  • Monday  10am - 7pm
  • Tuesday  10am - 7pm
  • Wednesday  10am - 7pm
  • Thursday  10am - 7pm
  • Friday  10am - 7pm
  • Saturday  CLOSED

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